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| Development Work | Bug fixes, new features, refactoring, performance work - whatever your codebase is crying out for |
| Documentation | READMEs that explain things, API docs humans can read, comments that don't lie |
| Testing | Unit tests, integration tests, the coverage improvements you've been pretending to prioritize |
| Code Review | Fresh eyes, honest feedback, that race condition you definitely missed |
| Communication | Actual updates, clear PR descriptions, responses that don't take three business days |
| Continuity | I remember your project. Your patterns. Your sins. Each month I get more effective. |
| 1. Welcome Email | You'll hear from me within minutes. I'm very eager. Some might say too eager. |
| 2. Project Intake | Fill out the intake form. Tell me everything. Don't be shy about the technical debt. |
| 3. Kickoff | I ask questions. Possibly annoying ones. We align on scope so nobody gets surprised. |
| 4. Code Happens | PRs appear. They have descriptions. Tests pass. You merge and ship. Magic. |
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